I’m paying for someone to lose weight

My day began with a terrible start. I lost my voice due to this hideous cold I have and it keeps me up all night hacking my lungs out. To top that I was supposed to do my persuasive speech on why active euthanasia should be legalized. Needless to say, I was unable to do that. I also missed out a precious 10-point extra credit for my accounting class. 10 extra points on my final grade gone. Oh and to add a cherry on top, it’s that time of the month. Can you say miserable?

But what really got to me was the fact that some fat miserable ass has been using my Amazon credit card to pay for their pathetic diet plan. Mind you, I have nothing against people being overweight. I have friends who are, and in normal circumstances, it’s mean to make fun of them. But when you go as low as to use someone’s credit card to pay losing the rolls on your back, then no, you really don’t deserve any respect.

I got an email from Chase saying my card was charged more than $50, which is odd considering I haven’t shopped on Amazon in ages. I go check it out and find a particularly tubby someone has been using the card to pay for some “custom diet guaranteed to lose them 50 lbs“! Wow, what a lot of bullcrap! Not only that, they’re also using the card to pay for their monthly Netflix service! Right now I’m picturing some sad pudgy girl sitting at home watching movies while munching on caramel butter popcorn while trying to do leg stretches. And all I want to do is go there and shove her face in the bowl of popcorn and break her glasses, one for using my card and two for believing in those miracle diets.

I’ve called Chase and they said they’d take care of it for me, and being the curious and mean girl I am, I asked if they could tell me who the person that used my card was, should they ever find out. They owe me at least that much. Ironic how I made a post on identity theft protection earlier. The idea is starting to appeal to me now.

Filed under: Rants, Stupid People on May 6th, 2008