Ever After

My Blacklist

I came up with this idea as I was watching Silence, and the character Gior Jun pissed me off to such an extent that I told my mom (who watches it with me) that if I ever make a blacklist, he’d definitely be #1. The show has ended, and I don’t hate Gior Jun so much anymore as he does turn good towards the end. But that doesn’t mean my blacklist doesn’t exist. :evil:

Chen Shui Bien (president of Taiwan from 2000-2008)
Seriously, I have NEVER met anyone half as DUMB and despicable as this man. I hate him even more for being an ass and shooting himself so he can become the president of Taiwan. Seriously, he was supposed to LOSE. But no! On the day before the election he just had to fire 2 bullets which “miraculously” only scraped his stomach! Oh my! Then a couple months later, his administration blames the assassination on some guy who happens to commit suicide. Come on, we’re not stupid; we know you pulled the damn trigger, so get just admit it and stop making a fool of yourself. Also, stop accepting bribes and Sogo gift certificates. Stop collecting other people’s reciepts so you can use them to file your own taxes. Stop spending our tax money on some grand trip to some island in the middle of nowhere. We don’t care. The islanders don’t care. No one cares, so get over it. Stop trying to make a stop in the US; no one wants you here. Even Bush thinks you’re an idiot. You are a disgrace to the nation. Wait, no, more like a disgrace to mankind.
And now that your corruption has been “officially” unvieled, it’s time to kiss your sorry ass goodbye and pack your bags. Do you not see the millions of people rallying for your ass to be impeached? Stop it with the lies that you don’t read or watch the news. What are you, a hermit? I wish you were, because then you’d still be up in some mountain causing chaos to only yourself and the monkeys. If you still had some conscience left in you, go home and pack your bags and scra,. Yeah, that means you and your pathetic-Sogo-certificate-spending-stock-market-controlling wife.

TOEFL
Yes, this ridiculously stupid test has made it’s way to my glorious blacklist. It’s not here because it’s silly and pointless to me, nor is it here because FIT is being an ass and requiring that I take it because my native language isn’t English. It’s here because it’s got an awful website that’s slower than Netzero’s free dialup. It took about 2 minutes for the website to load, and I’m on cable. That’s just sad. Then there’s their hell of a registration form, which I would very much like to just take, stomp, and shove it up the coder’s ass. The form loads even slower than the website, and the WORST part about it is it refuses to accept my payment. I’ve tried my mom’s car, my card, my dad’s card, seriously, I could take Bush’s card and the damn thing still won’t work. Keeps telling me to try again. The only thing I’d like to try is kick the webmaster’s ass.
I wouldn’t be all that worried about it if I knew I could just register tomorrow or something. But no! The test locations are being taken up by crazy, and now I’m being pushed back to taking it on December 9th. And I was registering for November 4th yesterday. I’ve sent them 2 emails that basically says their site sucks, fix it, and then kiss my ass. I swear, if I can’t register for the test on the 9th, I will shoot somebody.