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2 Minute Management Notes
Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?”
The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, You must be sitting very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my manure droppings?” Replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course.
No Comments » | Thursday, April 19th, 2007
Skype
Skype = gathering place for perverts, idiots, illiterates and pedophiles. It’s an incredible. Just set your status to “skype me”, a stream of weird, perverted, non-English speaking, 40-year-old pedophiles will come stalking you saying things like
hey pretty!
msn? sex cam? like dick?
give me picture
Or they just start calling right away. Like wtf. Do these people have nothing better to do other than stalk people and show off their sex organs? And what is up with people asking you for your msn screen names? Can’t you just talk, if you want to talk at all with these freaks, in skype? Anyways, I thought this was pretty funny:
[10:00:21 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: serkanca_1@hotmail.com
[10:04:02 PM] Jenny says: screw_your_mom@hotmail.com
[10:05:09 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: i am on ?n msn
[10:05:24 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:05:30 PM] Jenny says: did you add me?
[10:05:40 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: yes
[10:07:15 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:07:19 PM] Jenny says: omg, what an idiot
It just goes to show you how illiterate these people are.
[10:08:57 PM] a.kursad says: h?
[10:09:06 PM] a.kursad says: good n?ght sweety
[10:11:04 PM] a.kursad says: ?f u want cyber u can call me
[10:11:31 PM] Jenny says: if you want your ass kicked, you can call me too
[10:11:51 PM] a.kursad says: strong g?rl
[10:12:01 PM] Jenny says: stupid guy
[10:12:19 PM] a.kursad says: ? just offer someth?ng
[10:12:41 PM] Jenny says: so was i
But I love going on there when I’m mad, and bitch at all these people. Haha, look at me pwn them all.
[10:12:19 PM] AJ says: whats yr major?
[10:12:31 PM] Jenny says: Molecular and Cellular Biology
[10:17:06 PM] AJ says: ohhhhh thats sound complicated for beautiful girl like u
[10:17:28 PM] Jenny says: no, it’s only complicated for stupid people like you
This program really amuses me. I need to go on more often and take my anger out on the idiots out there. So far I’ve blocked around 1000 people and counting.
3 Comments » | Monday, October 16th, 2006
“Meaningful” Posts
I love how my past posts were so meaningful and insightful. My current comments are emphasized (in other words, in italics).
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Thursday, August 9th
More than anything in the world rite now, I WANT A HAMSTER! Me and Tina were just talking on MSN, and we got new nicknames. She’s Butter, and I’m Sushi. It’s from Gals (long story).
I couldn’t sleep last night, so I ended up watching Cruel Intentions at 12 in the morning. Katherin is such a bitch!
I WANT MY HAMSTER!
@ 12:07 pm
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Wednesday, August 8th
I can’t believe Tina left Taiwan already. I have to wait another year before I can see her again *sobs*. At least I got to go with her to Blue Lagoon (a water park) before she left. It was so much fun! But now my whole body is aching and Tina has cold.
It’s father’s day today (in Taiwan), and I have NO intentions wutsoever to make a card. Maybe if Tina was still in Taiwan, I wouldn’t feel the same.
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Sunday, August 5th
New layout! ^^ Features on of my super loved Asian movie stars, Vicki Ziao. Isn’t she pretty? And I can’t believe that Tina is leaving on the 6th! I wonder if I’ll get to see her again…after all, her mom still has our fax machine….o.o;;
Anyways, my internet is down again, and I’m VERY desperate to go on. Crap, crap , crap.
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Friday, July 27th
I have NO idea why, but my internet connection is working. Thank you God! ^^
Deb and Grace came back! XD I’m having a sleepover with Tina, Deb and Grace tommorow! So excited!
My lastest obcession………neopets!
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Sunday, July 15th
I went shopping with my mum today, and I got a jean skirt, jean shorts, and a pair of jean capris (that were too tight). I love them! XD Oh and I got good and bad news.
Good News: Deb and Grace are coming back to Taiwan to visit me! XD
Bad News: I dunno if my mom will lemme haev internet anymore! +_+
BTW, aren’t these tow icons so sugoi? I got them from a japanese site! I have lots more! ^^
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Thursday, July 12th
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard: An anti-Digimon freak who had been flaming me over email now added me to his AOL list and wants me to talk to him?? LMAOP! I gave him like 25 warnings for being such an idiot. If I could talk to myself back then, I’d give myself 50 warnings for being such a fool.
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Wednesday, July 11th
If I dun be a good lil girl and control my internet usage time, my mom will cut my internet connection off!
Deb is coming back to Taiwan on Sunday! I can’t wait! And I just found something out: Misao is Taiwanese! OMG! Taiwanese Pride! ^^
I feel very dirty…..maybe it’s cuz I just saw Taichi & Yama-chan’s ass today in Digimon? Then saw Gomamon smack Joe in the head and Joe’s skanky ass? probably. But I hafta admit, they’ve got some damn scrawny asses!
I took another IQ test today, recommended by Chibi Hika. My results were 165, adn people with IQ aboove 161 are considered a genius. I’m not interested in being Einstein here! From the way I was writing, I have every reason to believe that the test was faulty.
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Tuesday, July 10th
New layout, featuring Lucy Clarkson, the actress in the tomb raider movie! ^^ The theme song for this layout happens to be song by Britney…..if you haven’t noticed yet. Sorri, it was just that my cousins were watching her concert, then the song popped up. It reflects me a lot rite now, so I guess it can’t be all bad, rite? Fine. Go ahead. Laugh your @$$ off.
I made five resolutions for this summer, which I must complete.
#1. Grow Up <- can definitely put this one to good use!
#2. Get a life <- sounds like a plan alright
#3. Grow my hair long <- still working on it!
#4. Control my computer usage <- completely hopeless
#5. Get over Yamato Ishida <- why? he’s so lovable!
The last resolution also has some connections with the theme song, which happens to be my therapy song. Quite useful actually, cuz now I’m not so obcessed anymore. I dunno if that’s good or bad news tho…
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Tuesday, October 23
I GOT MY DOMAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A million billion thanks to Deb and her mom for helping me out! ^^ I adore you forever Deb! BTW, my domain isn’t up yet, so don’t bother going there. -_-;
The whole gr. 8 are going to some place as a trip…and I just can’t wait! They’ve got campouts, theme parks, and a performance night on the first day! Some guys, my friends and I are gonna work on this dance…and I’m shocked to see that so many guys in my class actually know how to break dance! Wooo!
This popular but idiotic guy in my class asked me out today…but I take that it was a joke…even though a lot of people say he likes me…What am I to do? Ugh! I hate it when things like these happen!
…I do not recall anyone asking me out in Taiwan except for Ryan, and I know for a fact I was not talking about Ryan here. I must have been hallucinating. Maybe I was desperate for love. lmao.
Monday, October 22
I’m starting to wonder if Deb actually sent the money order to the correct address…cuz my domain still isn’t here yet. Nothing really new, except that I started to notice how much this cute guy (but a huge jerk) in my class looks like Chiaki (from KKJ)! The resemblence is simply shocking…though their personalities are nothing alike…I’ve had an on and off crush on him…and I think he’s the same with me. What am I to do??
Haha, I know that guy. I did have an on-and-off crush on him, but I think it was a one way thing. He’s still cute the last time I saw him. <3
Friday, October 19
Our class won the basketball game against room 206! YAH! ^__________^ And that automatically makes us the 3rd place in basketabll out of 16 classes in gr. 8. But I couldn’t compete today cuz I was stupid and wore the normal uniform instead of the gym uniform *sigh*.
I calculated my exam marks, and the total is 618/700 and the average is 88%. My marks went down this time, but then again, so did the rest of the class, so I think I’ll still make it in the top ten.
Our class grade average is pitiful. Even a monkey could make the top 10.
Thursday, October 18
I GOT 89 ON MY DAMN ENGLISH EXAM! Can you believe it? I’m shocked, horrified, stunned, and ABSOLUTELY pissed! I’m ready to kill anyone that pisses me off! Those stupid kk phonics and dumb taiwanese-ish english.
Is it twins OR twin?
Is it September the 3rd are my parent’s birthday OR September 3 is my parent’s birthday?
I’m starting to question myself on my english skills now….sad…pathetic…
Oh and we kicked class 204 in the ass today in basketball. But then again, they always did suck.
I remember spazzing over this. I still insist that I was right and that the English teacher was wrong. Come on, she couldn’t even pronounce Tarzan properly. How could she be right? How could get an 89 on an English exam in Taiwan? Apparently there is no justice left in this world.
Wednesday, October 17
The exams are finally over and I think I did horrible on it T_T If my grades drop, my mom is gonna kill me, then ban me from the computer! Ugh, how devastating!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? MY DOMAIN IS ALMOST HERE! *jumps up and down while dancing to para para* Oh the joy! Even better, I dyed my hair! After much pleading, my mom finally agreed (even tho it’s against school rules). So now my hari is black with purdy brown streak! *sighs* Life is perfect! Even better, I bought another KKJ manga, so now I have 5 in total. 2 more till I have to complete set! ^_^ After I finish collecting KKJ, I’m gonna start on Gals! I lurve that serious! So funny!
Should definitely have collected GALS. That series (serious? lol) was amazing. I love the fashion in there, and Ran is my alterego. Seriously.
Tuesday, October 16
I changed Angelic Designs and now it’s called MomoFrost! Ag I love that name to death! XD
There was this whole thing going on between me and my friends with the word “momo” and us being the Momo Family. For example, the call me Momo yu, which is atcually taken from my chinese name (DON’T LAUGH!), Ruyu. I never did liek my chinese name much, but even when using my japanese name Mizuno I feel cloned -_-. Maybe I should use Ruyu as my alias…THAT should be original enough!
Still do not like my Chinese name. As a matter of fact I hate it. Bleh. It would be original though. Ah, who cares, I like Shao. And haha, I remember the Momoyu thing. But Yingmomo (it sounds like the Chinese term for pubic hair) and Tengmomo (it sounds like the Chinese term ‘to lick hair ‘) were funnier 
Mosquitoes: Annoying things that ruin your beauty sleep and makes you itch like CRAZY! Seriously, I can’t stand those things. There was one that followed me all of last night. I went from sleeping in my room to sleeping in the guestroom, but that thing wouldn’t damn stop buzzin! MY GOD!
EEEEEEEEE! Good news! No…AMAZING NEWS! I’m finally getting my domain! YAH! I’m soooo excited! Recently found out that Shinae got a new domain too, and it sounds sooo much like my soon-to-be oceankissed.org! Her’s is actually sun-kissed.org….pretty name, ne?
Oh I love hurricanes! Another one came, which explains why I woke up at 10 am today! Yep, school has closed so I get another day off to study for my exam and to just chill and relax
Monday, October 15
OMG *claps hand*! I finally figured out how to use Blogger! Yes, call me stupid, but at least I got it now! AND, My friend Daisy is gonna get me a domain (not oceankissed.org) for my Blog! I’m so excited! She asked me what I wanna call my domain, and after much thoughts, I decided to call it girl-enchanted.net . Pretty, ne?
You know what? Just realized that the guys in my school are all so ugly. And if there are cute guys, they’re usually jerks. Ugh, that means I’ll hafta live 3 years without a boyfriend. How sad -_-
Daisy? I never had a friend named Daisy. I think I made that up. lol. It’s funny how in the end, I went out with one of the “ugly” (since he’s not a jerk, therefore he must be ugly) guys in my class. Meh? =x
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27.05.03 : I want to be free
I’m feeling so screwed right now, and I want to literally KILL Ryan. He is SO ANNOYING!! I hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I already turned him down, but he’s just not getting the picture, is he! He keeps buying me all these things, and being dumb and all, I happily accepted them. So today he comes and gives me a necklace, and I just stood there dumb thinking….”right, now he is scaring me…” And then he asked if I liked it, and I was like “yeah…it’s um…nice…” So then I feel all awkward and mad, because I realized that I had made the biggest mistake by giving him the idea I still liked him, which I obviously DON’T. Just when I was feeling confused, he came up to me and said that he wanted to see me wear the necklace, and I exploded at him “NO!!” and then for the rest of the day, I wouldn’t talk to him or even look at him. But he still couldn’t get a clue, and during first period in the afternoon (gym), he and James(thank God he came along too) came up to me and asked what was wrong, and I kept pretending I was fine, so the 3 of us stared at each other in silence, but soon turned out to be flirting between me and James, leaving Ryan in the shadows. Yeah, but the flirting was just and excuse to er…escape. I can’t stand the way he looks at me…it’s just so….disgusting!
I’m so mean *sighs* Can you believe the 2 of us are still friends now? Yes, me and Ryan, still friends. He was asking for help on Edgar Allen Poe’s poetry just this morning.
I’m not the type of girl who should get in a relationship, cuz that feeling I get makes me feel so bounded, and unfree. There’s a chinese saying that goes “life may be precious, but loves is even more. Yet both of these can be sacrificed for freedom.”?????,?????,?????,?????.
I don’t think I ever did “love” Ryan. Love is different. I would give my freedom and life for true love…seriously.
23.05.03 : on relationships
I wished that time would turn back one year, that way, I wouldn’t have to leave all my friends, and maybe I could actually have a relationship; one that won’t end because of school work, tests, and pressure. I love life in Taiwan, more than I loved it in Canada. But during my 3 years here, I haven’t really “lived” until 2003, this semester. Before this time, I’m not sure what I was doing (literally), and I felt like a zombie. Wake up, go to school, take tests, eat lunch, take more tests, go home, work, dinner, bath, sleep. That was pretty much my life. But I didn’t hate going to school, like back in Canada (for some reason I dreaded seeing my class -_-). I pretty much enjoyed it, and only did hate it because of the tests. But now, I LIVE for going to school; not for the tests, but because I can see my class, and talk to my friends. We only have 16 more days together.
I’m screwed right now, and I feel like my life has come right out of a tv show. A guy who I’m only friends with is in love with me (I rejected him, but he hasn’t given up yet), the guy I like (but never had the courage to tell him) sees me only as his good friend (he likes someone, but who knows who this mystery girl is…probably Stacy), and the third guy I’m confused about, because he either likes me, my friend, or is just playing around. And what do you know, these 3 happen to be my best guy friends. @__@;;
One is almost perfect, but is obsessed with me. The second being super cute, but a bit of a jerk. The third being a jerk, a snob, but really caring. I don’t know who I like…I don’t even know if I actually like anyone! Even if I did, it’s all too late…when high school starts this fall, I doubt that we’ll keep in touch anymore…but I know I’ll miss them, LOTS. All I wish is that time could turn back…
Um, who am I talking about? Ok, I think the first guy is Ryan, and the 2nd one is Jake, but who the heck is Stacy? And who is the 3rd guy? Silly middle school crushes.
13.05.03 : !!!
Just to make things clear, this isn’t my official weblog…it’s my journal. I jot down my thoughts and feelings about my offline life here. For rants about my to online life and other miscallaneous, please visit eternal snow. I know it’s confusing, but I like keep my 2 lives seperate instead of all mixed up together. Yeah, and what I said just confused myself @_@;
11.05.03 : hair issues
I don’t understand why middle schools in Taiwan have to have a restriction on how long your hair can be. What’s the point? All it does is make everyone look like geeks and nerds. The school board says it’s so students would spent more time studying and less time fussing over their hair, and I say BULLSHIT. If someone is studious, they’ll always be studious no matter what length their hair is, or even if the sky fell down. If someone is a slacker, they’ll always be a slacker (unless they had a change of heart). So what’s the fucking point of making everyone cut their hair when it’s not going to change anything at all?
But after 3 years of this awful fate, I’ve accepted it. Last month, the school inspectors announced that the gr.9 wouldn’t have to cut their hair at the beginning of May (hair is inspected on the first week of every month). Everyone was very happy about that, especially me, since my hair was already at my shoulders (the rule is above shoulders for girls, I’m not sure about guys though). But just last Friday, they suddenly decided to change their minds without a warning beforehand and said that the gr.9 will have to have a hair inspection, along with the rest of the school. Who could not be pissed!? I was furious went absolutely mad! At school they teach us that when we make a promise, we must follow it and not go back our words. ?????H,???G. Yet the school inspector, or the school (not sure who decided to change it) went back on their words, ?X?????, ???????. How can they expect the students to do what they can’t do themselves? How do they even expect the students to believe what they say anymore.
I swear, the education system in Taiwan is corrupted. <_<;;
Amen that, sistah!
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1 Comment » | Monday, October 2nd, 2006
Inside Jokes
I remember when all the girls had inside jokes with each other at Summit Heights. OMGINSIDEJOKES. *spazzes* Anyways, I’m gonna list all the ones I remember.
Jenny Kent
OMG Jenny Land. That was like all of our inside jokes. Something about stealing carrots from eachother’s backyard and cute guys named Elliot. Oh and Ms. Faloosh-me-fifi. HAHA. I think that’s what we called Theo. Can’t remember, but Jenny Land was awesome. We were so on crack when we made that up.
The Knocker was another thing. We kept kicking the board while at the cottage and asking who did it and trying to freak everyone out. I think they found out it was us though. Oh well.
Debbie Katz
Wedgie picker! LMAO. I had the most inside jokes with her (unless you count all the ones from Jenny Land). Wedgie picker was from the cottage too. I think Debbie went around picking people’s wedgies? Or maybe she just picked her own. Forgot. And Smith comma John! I think we called our new principal that. LMAO. There was also one about a nuclear plant, but I can’t remember. “Wouldn’t it be cool if Halloween fell on Friday the 13th” was another one. Be awed at Deb’s stupidity. xD;; Oh and Sam’s catlike actions which are very freaky.
Jaime Cardy
Ugh, I can’t remember any of our inside jokes! The only one I can think of is “did you know that pogs mean pieces of garbage?” No wait, I remember another one! “Stop talking to me, you’re wasting 5 seconds of my life!” HAHA, that was a classic. Still remember the kid who said them. Yeah, it was the same kid.
Carly Westbrook
We were half-forced to come up with inside jokes because we didn’t have any. How sad. I remember “go do it in a bush!” and “aww~ hug~”. The first one was because a certain someone was getting too affectionate in public with a certain someone else. Can’t remember who those certain someones were.
Dimi
Haha, ours were just about the bimbo *cough Victoria*. Why did we dislike her so much anyways? No clue. But good old times. Oh and we’d skip band together. That was awesome too. But not as awesome as our bimbo jokes. I think we had a couple more, but I can’t remember them.
Tina Liao
I had a LOT of inside jokes with you. Let’s see…hiding in bathroom counters listening to what’s-her-name curse in Chinese, those garfield comics, and ok, the base of like 99% of our inside jokes: Digimon! OMG that show completely ruled our lives. Us and our imaginary boyfriends TK and Matt! HAHAHAHA. But you have to admit, those were awesome times. Us and our digivices and our own little worlds. I remember we used to hate Digimon saying it was a Pokemon clone. How the heck did we end up liking it? No difference, those were some good times, and Tai made it even more awesome.
I REMEMBER THE REST OF OUR NON-DIGIMON JOKES NOW! Something about farting and seeing the colors of the rainbow. What was that about? lol. And OMG Vincent! Haha, him traveling all the way to Newfoundland or something to see his girlfriend for the first time. AND Corey (or Sam? Can’t remember his name) from summer camp? The one who wouln’t stop scratching his crotch and we wouldn’t eat his rice crispy squares? LMAO. And me thinking a cake was Vivian? HAHA. I miss all those good times we had at The Ark. Shame they sold the place. Then there was our sushi and butter joke from GALS. Seriously though, we are like them…sort of. Oh and spying on people and recording pokemon/digimon songs!
AND OMG VIDEO GAMES! Remember the songs we made while playing Mario! LMAO Feel sort of bad though because we were misusing God’s name. And the Mario pipe games! lol. And the ice breaker game! OMG THAT WAS SOOOOO AWESOME. And the lover muffins!! haha, man, what was that show called again?
And remember the time when we made fun of Samuel and the fat girl with Tony, Debbie, Andrew and little Debra? So mean, but fun >D Oh and Wonderland, CNN, and that place Linda and Andy (was that his name?) took us. Playdome? Playdium? Something about playing.
Deb Chang
Man, we go WAY back. Like way, WAY back. And out of all these people, you’re the only one I keep in touch with. So this is gonna take a while. Squirrels, seeing me twice on the bus, the ghost stories, and I think you made me sing Taiwan’s national anthem on the bus. WTF were you thinking?? lol The praying mantis on your ceiling, those girly legos, those bank book things that I traded with May using a catalog (I told her it’d come alive or something…lol), the rocks (OMG, us and our rock collection), our BOOKORDERS!! hahah, I think I still owe you a lot of the stuff you ordered. xDD Anyways, badges, pokemon leagues in the park, never getting more than 10 back and forth in badminton (you suck deb!), all the crazy crap we did in the pool, OMG WHADAH WHADAH #1 and #2!! Was there a #3? Can’t remember. But OMG THEY WERE HILARIOUS! HAHAH. Feel sorry that you have to live across from one. Dressup, haha, remember that? OMG AND THE HOUSE GRACE AND BEN BUILT IN CHURCH! HAHA. And america’s funniest home video? roller coasters, monolopy (dude, that game was the bomb! haha, you and st.james avenue), CNN news, POLLY POCKETS. Omg, those things were and still are (in my opinion) so cool! xDD;; I doubt they’d actually fit in anyone’s pocket though. Tents! Hahaha, we were so easily amused! Umm, whatelse…omg, too many, can’t remember. Will talk to you and edit this page then. <3
1 Comment » | Monday, October 2nd, 2006
Are you a 90’s kid?
***Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in ‘97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid. It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just wont cut it.
You’re a 90’s kid if….
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this… “Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised…”
You always used to say, “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.”
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading “Goosebumps”
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not…
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record “Your FAVORITE song of ALL time”
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He’s a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember when super nintendo’s and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos… but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3……..and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where’s Waldo books..
You remember when Mortal Kombat wuz tha shit!
U remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
U remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinkin’ Fruitopia and Surge.
if you memeber when every thing was “da BOMB”
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)
Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell”
You played and/or collected “Pogs”
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You haven’t always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.
You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
You know the Macarena by heart.
You remember “American Gladiators” and watched it like a religion.
“Talk to the hand” … enough said
You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!”
You know the significance of the number 23.
You went to McD’s to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds…at the play ground.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy…
Before the Internet & text messaging…
Before Sidekicks & iPods…
Before MIKE JONES…
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX…
Before Sponge Bob
…Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs .
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
when it was all about N64.
WHEN MAKING OUT WAS HAVING SEX
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear… Who would have thought you’d miss the 90’s so much? Post this in your bulletin if you remember those days… If you grew up in the 90’s you’ve gotta read this
